{"id":30,"date":"2017-06-05T16:30:46","date_gmt":"2017-06-05T16:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.wordpress.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2017-06-05T16:30:46","modified_gmt":"2017-06-05T16:30:46","slug":"haiku-battle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Battle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">A friend and I are in the midsts of a Haiku Battle. We exchange poems like a hail of bullets in 5-7-5 barrages. Moves and countermoves, each building on the last. He mentions a park and then I&#8217;m writing about a carriage-horse and then we&#8217;re at an old abandoned carousel where the horses sit lifelessly&#8230;and then we&#8217;re writing about death.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">I check the shared google document regularly to see if it&#8217;s my turn. At this stage, about a week in, we are at 32 combined haikus and looking back to the beginning we&#8217;ve both already improved. It&#8217;s fun writing such a condensed format with inherent constraints. I&#8217;m not sure how long we&#8217;ll keep it up\u2013probably not long, but I like to imagine us in our 70s, finding a new Haiku submitted and sitting down in our sky-suites to compose our retaliation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Here are some of my own favorites so far:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Life is a haiku<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Days counted like syllables<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">then, over too soon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">____<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Remember the night<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">we climbed to your roof then fell<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">into a slow dance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">____<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">The tossed cigarette<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">explodes on the dark freeway<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">bright as dynamite.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"s1\">____<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hey, amphibians!<\/p>\n<p>Make up your minds already<\/p>\n<p>Walk or swim, not hard.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">____<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Defunct carousel<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Cracked horses wait in silence<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">for riders to come.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">____<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Death is patient, Death<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">is unkind. Proudly Death boasts<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">a perfect record.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/2017\/06\/07\/my-avp-playlist\/\">Next Post&gt;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend and I are in the midsts of a Haiku Battle. We exchange poems like a hail of bullets [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":99,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[39,80,81],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-writing","tag-haiku","tag-poems","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyketchallen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}